As a fraternity pledge, we made ex-lax brownies for the actives. They started to get suspicious when they noticed that none of the pledges were eating any brownies — and our excuses (”Soccer coach told us to cut out desserts” “I’m on a diet” “I don’t like chocolate” “I’m allergic” “I’m full”) just didn’t cut it. The rest of the prank was going to be stealing the house TP, but we decided not to do it. For the record, only one of the pledges spoke out against the prank, because he was scared that someone might “poop” to death.