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		<title>Who stole my Jesus?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Right now I have a God-shaped hole in my life that can only be filled with an 8 inch plastic Jesus. Yesterday I went to the church to finish cleaning out my office. I snapped this picture when I was done as this is the cleanest the office ever was from the moment the painters [...]]]></description>
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<p><strong>Right now I have a God-shaped hole in my life that can only be filled with an 8 inch plastic Jesus.</strong></p>
<p><strong>Yesterday I went to the </strong><a href="http://romeochurch.com"><strong>church</strong></a><strong> to finish cleaning out my office.</strong> I snapped this picture when I was done as this is the cleanest the office ever was from the moment the painters told me I could move in. </p>
<p>As I gathered the last of my stuff I realized something. <em>Jesus was missing.</em><strong><em> That&#8217;s right.</em></strong><strong> Someone had stolen </strong><a href="http://www.mcphee.com/items/10746.html"><strong>Jesus</strong></a><strong>. </strong></p>
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<p>Also missing are the <em>10 Commandments which were affixed to Moses arm with a custom made peg.</em> I find that highly ironic because not only was Jesus, the grace giver with gliding foot action missing&#8230; but so were the tablets upon which God wrote for Moses, &#8220;<strong>Do not steal</strong>.&#8221; </p>
<p>I&#8217;m not offering a reward for my missing Jesus&#8230; a<strong>s he is always free.</strong> If you have my Jesus, would you please leave him in my mailbox or front porch? </p>
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