I Hate Valentines Day

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We woke up this morning and promptly fed chocolate to the children in celebration of this Hallmark holiday.

Like most of us out there, my holy hatred for Valentines Day is rooted in my childhood. I always hated getting and sending those terrible little notes and I always got my feelings hurt when the one I really wanted a special Valentine from was always signed with just her name.

Hating Valentines Day along with me this year are my three Tuesday morning bible study girls, the giggling gals. They hate Valentines Day more than I do… They have even announced to their parents that they plan on being protestant nuns. That’s 3 fewer girls I have to worry about getting pregnant! The more the merrier.

p.s. Yep, I will be getting the little lady something for Valentines Day. (Even though I hate the day with my life!) She wants a watch and I will get her a watch.


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3 responses to “I Hate Valentines Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Smart guy.

    Tanya
    http://afropuffs.net

  2. frankthebunny Avatar
    frankthebunny

    I’m right with ya, brother. If ever there was a worthless national holiday, this would be the one.

  3. ~Kat Avatar
    ~Kat

    You dont know me. But I read your ‘open note.’ My dad’s a S. Baptist pastor and he’s not a prude either. 🙂

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