• Saturday Tunes

    saturday tunesThis weekend Kristen and I are getting a little R&R. Fresh waters in a marriage is a good thing and we are looking forward to that. So, you know that things may be a little more quiet than usual here at adammclane.com.  Long story short, here are the next 10 tunes we’ll be listening to. As always, totally random and ratings are included.

    1. Sing, Sing, Sing by Chris Tomlin *****
    2. By Surprise by Joy Williams ****
    3. In a Moment by Chris Sligh *****
    4. Everlasting God by Todd Fields *****
    5. Too Much by Dave Matthews Band ****
    6. All I Want is You by Barry Louis Polisar *****
    7. You Are Good by Jeff Deyo ****
    8. Love is the Rehearsal by Starfield ****
    9. The Face of Love by Sanctus Real ****
    10. Clocks by Coldplay ****
  • 30% taxes on Google Adwords

    adsenseNormally I don’t pay that much attention to what we make on Google ads. But early this morning I was checking some account balances and I noticed I received a payment from Google Adwords.

    I logged into my Adwords account to see some stats and such and then I looked at the payment. More than 30% of what we earned was taken out as taxes. That’s a lot of taxes.

    Is there any way I could figure that tax rate into my earnings per thousand impressions? (Our standard for measuring the value of advertising.)

    That’s crazy-super high taxes, don’t you think? 

  • Chirp!

    ChirpRight now our house is a little annoying to be in. You need to know that we live in an old house, built in 1871. For those of you outside of Romeo I’ll explain our town to you like this. Have you ever driven through and old town, gone down Main Street and slowed down to admire the Victorian homes? I live in that neighborhood. Romeo is one of those towns with homes dating back to the mid-1800s.

    Over the years our house has acquired a bunch of smoke detectors. I think there are 8 smoke detectors and a carbon monoxide detector. And every single one of them takes a 9v battery. Our house is annoying to be in right now because 3 of them need their batteries changed. And they remind you… chirp.

    An annoying warning sign. Think about this. The chirp that is annoying me is annoying me by design. The batteries are low on those 3  smoke detectors to warn me that if I don’t change the batteries soon they will go back to the silent way there were before with one important difference: They would be dead. They won’t protect my family.

    What are the chirps in your life? What are the things in your life that give you constant reminders that you learn to ignore?  

  • Beware of Cabs

    Some news stories need no explanation. This is one of them.

    Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.

    Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure…

    “But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent, (said Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko.) To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said. link

    And people always want to know why I’m not a touchy kind of person? Now you know, you just never know when or where you’ll bump into a sorcerer. You never know.

    Be careful out there.

  • “My Dad is Pretty Beast-Like”

    allen kietaWhen Allen Kieta’s dog wouldn’t stop barking he knew something was wrong. So Allen, armed with a phone, went to check out his house he knew something was seriously wrong. This is scary for anyone. But put yourself in Allen’s shoes… he’s blind!

    The intruder knew Allen was blind but the intruder didn’t know that he was an accomplished high school wrestler.

    “I opened the bathroom door and just ran into him. I had him pinned in the laundry room and just kept pummeling,” said Kieta, a former wrestler in high school.

    He said he grabbed the intruder by the belt and dragged him into the kitchen, where he put a knife at the man’s throat and tried to dial 911. link

    In an interview with the today show Matt Lauer asked Allen’s daughter, “Are you surprised by what your dad did?” She thought about it and said… “No, my dad is pretty beast-like.”

    I wonder if my kids think I’m pretty beast-like?

  • MegaThoughts

    The first part of my week I am spending at Harvest Bible Chapel. It’s a little odd every time I hang out with folks who work with big churches because their mindset is completely different from my mindset. In the end, we do very similar things. We both invest in, disciple, and dream about world changing stuff. We just happen to do it at two completely different scales. I work with 15-20 students and they have several hundred. Major scale difference! Likewise, the problems that we encounter are completely different. So it’s cool. I have great respect for the people whom I have interacted with here. They love the Lord, are great at what they do, and I’m happy to receive their wisdom.

    Speaking of big churches, yesterday we visited a church that makes “Megachurch” seem like the wrong word. It wasn’t a big enough word. My friend Jason Raitz was kind enough to show us around his church, Willow Creek Community Church. Size-wise it’s hard to describe how big Willow is. Some numbers that stick out as we walked for two hours, dragging our jaws through half of it after seeing their amazing new worship center. 24,000 people attend a service on the weekend. 1900 of them make it to a middle school small group. The new worship center seats 7800. I think Jason told me he oversees 250 volunteers. There are about 500 employees at Willow. (4-5 times our churches size!) Those are things I remember. It was so nice of Jason to give up all that time to show us around. It was awesome.

    Both Harvest and Willow are great churches. And I don’t mean they are great because they are large. They are great because they do big, bold, and great things in the name of Jesus.  It’s all about God, His Word, and proclaiming Jesus for these churches.

    It’s funny because there are people in our church who will read this and think, “Great. The pastors want Romeo to be a megachurch.” Nah. We’re so far from “mega” that we’re only thinking “We want to be a great church.” Size doesn’t make something great.

  • Harvest U- StuMin #1

    Craig Steiner (sheesh… how many people here do I know?)

    Acts… what’s it all about?

    • Adoration- engaging students w/God
    • Community-
    • Truth-
    • Service-

    Acts 2:42- you can say a lot today… but you get in trouble when you proclaim things in the name of Jesus.

    One of the best ways to care for the flock is for you to not care for them but to enlist other people to care for students needs. [adam’s note: Craig’s perspective it probably right, but I wonder about the small church. What if you literally have to chose?]

    As we’re faithful to the word, the ministry will be be fruitful. The opposite is a joke and won’t ever work long-term.

    1 Corinthians 2:1-5

  • Harvest U – Session 1

    The opening session at Harvest. Awesome worship to begin. There is something special about a room full of local church leaders singing praises to God. As a sidenote, fellow Moody grad Matt Stowell led worship. It’s been several years since I’ve seen Matt. Awesome to see him doing his thing.

    James MacDonald: Seeking the way of the Lord

    Jeremiah 6:16 This is what the LORD says:
    “Stand at the crossroads and look;
    ask for the ancient paths,
    ask where the good way is, and walk in it,
    and you will find rest for your souls.
    But you said, ‘We will not walk in it.’

    Can you do both? Reach people and remain rue to God’s Word? [insert baptism videos from Harvest. Awesome, BTW]

    I think James thinks the answer to that is… YES!!!

    Acts 19

    How to reach the culture (some ideas)

    Example 1 “To win people you have to become like them”
    Example 2 “Comfort them before you reach them”

    Example 3 “You have to be cool”

    James reminds us that you don’t have to do any of those things, and in Acts 19 we see they didn’t do any of that.

    It’s about God and His kingdom.

    1a: Jesus over sincere Religiosity (acts 18:24-19:6)

    24Meanwhile a Jew named Apollos, a native of Alexandria, came to Ephesus. He was a learned man, with a thorough knowledge of the Scriptures. — Apollos was elequent…

    25He had been instructed in the way of the Lord, and he spoke with great fervor and taught about Jesus accurately, though he knew only the baptism of John. — Apollos was FIRED up. — We’d put this dude up front… — But he WASN’T SAVED. — so this was a problem… and look how Priscilla and Aquilla handled the situation. “More heat than light.” They took him to a private place and explained to him he was sincerely wrong… — They introduced him to Jesus and conversion.

    Acts 19:1 While Apollos was at Corinth, Paul took the road through the interior and arrived at Ephesus. There he found some disciples 2and asked them, “Did you receive the Holy Spirit when you believed?”
    They answered, “No, we have not even heard that there is a Holy Spirit.” — How saved are these people? Uh… not at all? — He tells them “close… but not good enough.” The power of the Gospel in the first century DEMANDED a conversion experience. If they didn’t have one, they weren’t converted. — You didn’t even get John’s message right since he was there to prepare the way for Jesus.

    5On hearing this, they were baptized into the name of the Lord Jesus. — Notice that they responded because leaders did not “let it be.” — We don’t believe in the sovereighty of relationship… but the sovereignty of God. That position of letting it go leads to us lying. It’s not our job to make people feel comfortable. Being comfortable comes from being bold and knowing if someone is saved or unsaved.

    2a. Jesus over stubborn unbelief (Acts 19:7-10)

    6When Paul placed his hands on them, the Holy Spirit came on them, and they spoke in tongues and prophesied.

    8Paul entered the synagogue and spoke boldly there for three months, arguing persuasively about the kingdom of God. — Paul was unabashedly bold, persuasive, and argumentative. (i.e. Acts 17:6, 18:4… this was Paul’s methodology) — if you are wanting to build a church, you will be called arrogant. That’s because it is. Paul called it foolishness… but that’s what you’re called to do.

    9But some of them became obstinate; they refused to believe and publicly maligned the Way. So Paul left them. He took the disciples with him and had discussions daily in the lecture hall of Tyrannus. — Obstinate is a medical term, suggest denial of diagnosis. — they attacked the message.

    10This went on for two years, so that all the Jews and Greeks who lived in the province of Asia heard the word of the Lord. — that’s a lot of persistence. He wasn’t jamming things down their throat… — God is honored in people hearing (all residents) the message… it’s God’s responsibility to handle the results.

    [Shel’s baptism video]

    3a. Hesus over Satanic strongholds (Acts 19: 11-20)

    11God did extraordinary miracles through Paul, — not just a redundancy. This were like “big time miracles.”

    13Some Jews who went around driving out evil spirits tried to invoke the name of the Lord Jesus over those who were demon-possessed. They would say, “In the name of Jesus, whom Paul preaches, I command you to come out.” — Pagans were wanting to replicate believers faith.

    15(One day) the evil spirit answered them, “Jesus I know, and I know about Paul, but who are you?” — Funny, but sad. — cage match ensued.

    16Then the man who had the evil spirit jumped on them and overpowered them all. He gave them such a beating that they ran out of the house naked and bleeding. — they got traumatized.

    17When this became known to the Jews and Greeks living in Ephesus, they were all seized with fear, and the name of the Lord Jesus was held in high honor. — who was winning? Satan or God?

    Four responses to living boldly in truth:

    1. fear fell on them.
    2. the name of the Lord was extolled (YEAH!)
    3. believers divulged their secret sin
    4. the word of the Lord continued to increase and spread mightily.

    4a. Jesus over shallow secularism (Acts 19:21-41)

    More good stuff… But my battery is dead. Oops.

  • Live Stream of Light Force Concert

    Tonight if the night. We’ve got the Jimmy Savage Band and Nowhere Found. The show starts at 7:00 PM EST. Live broadcast will kick off about 6:45 PM.

    UPDATE: Here’s the video from the event.

  • I got lost at the mall

    Want to know something weird about me? I can remember phone numbers. I can remember the names of my 1st grade classmates and some of their phone numbers. I can remember 10,000 details about New Testament history so I can spew them off to an unsuspecting conversant. I can remember a few hundred YMX screen names, where they live, and their real first name.

    But I can’t remember where I have parked, ever.

    I got turned around tonight at Lakeside Mall.  I was even careful to note where I had parked, what store I was in front of and once I got in that store which direction I needed to head to find my car. It turns out none of that helps. I walked out the door, headed towards where I parked the car. And it wasn’t there. And since no one is out looking to steal a 1998 Camry… I knew it wasn’t stolen. I walked around. Looked around. Walked down more aisles.

    It turns out that Lakeside Mall has two Macy’s. Who has ever heard of a mall with two Macy’s? [Shout out to AB! I pulled an Autumn.]

    The good news was that I got what I needed from Steve and Barry’s. Fortunately for me, it was my first trip to the mall since Christmas 2006.