This hits awful close to home. Well, I never urinated on anyone’s front porch.
32-year-old Michele Allen received a one-month sentence for disorderly conduct after police received complaints that she was dressed in a cow costume and chasing children, blocking traffic, and urinating on a neighbor’s porch.
She wore the costume again when she appeared for sentencing.
HT to Mark
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Hahahaha… Anything can happen once you put on that cow suit! I have to say, she doesn’t wear the suit nearly as well as you do… Maybe that’s why she got caught and you’re still out there…