Cow Costume Lands Woman in Jail

This hits awful close to home. Well, I never urinated on anyone’s front porch.

32-year-old Michele Allen received a one-month sentence for disorderly conduct after police received complaints that she was dressed in a cow costume and chasing children, blocking traffic, and urinating on a neighbor’s porch.

She wore the costume again when she appeared for sentencing.

HT to Mark

By Adam McLane

Kristen and Adam live in the San Diego neighborhood of Rolando with their three children.

2 comments

  1. Hahahaha… Anything can happen once you put on that cow suit! I have to say, she doesn’t wear the suit nearly as well as you do… Maybe that’s why she got caught and you’re still out there…

  2. OMGG LMAO MICHELLE ALLEN IS RELATED TO MY LITTLE BROTHER AND MOM BOYFRIEND!! 🙂 SHE LIVES RIGHT CROSSED FROM US THIS IS SOO CRAZYY YO’

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