Put this under "things Adam never thought would be against the law."
A North New Portland woman
accused of helping her daughter make
cookies laced with the laxative Ex-Lax
appeared before a judge Monday and pleaded
innocent to a single charge of misdemeanor
assault. Read the story now
According to the article, the lady and her daughter made the cookies to get back at the teacher for a low grade.
Thanks to marko for this story
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As a fraternity pledge, we made ex-lax brownies for the actives. They started to get suspicious when they noticed that none of the pledges were eating any brownies — and our excuses (“Soccer coach told us to cut out desserts” “I’m on a diet” “I don’t like chocolate” “I’m allergic” “I’m full”) just didn’t cut it. The rest of the prank was going to be stealing the house TP, but we decided not to do it. For the record, only one of the pledges spoke out against the prank, because he was scared that someone might “poop” to death.
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