I don’t actually think Brady Quinn will be winning the Heisman today, I think that Troy Smith is a slam dunk for it, but some guy over at ESPN has put together a pretty funny mock speech. (There is a speech for all of the candidates, check them out by following the link… also, this is just the beginning. There is more of Brady’s too.)
Brady Quinn – QB, Notre Dame
I want to start by saying
that it is an honor to win this award and an honor to be here, just as
I’m sure it is an honor for all of you to meet me, Brady Quinn:
quarterback of Notre Dame and dreamboat extraordinaire. And, yes, it’s
correct what you’re thinking – I am even more handsome in person.
(Pause to look at cameras. Gaze deeply into them. Work it, Brady. Work it. Give them what they came for.)
There
are so many people I want to thank. First of all, my parents for their
love and support. And I don’t want to forget my sister Laura. You look
beautiful tonight in your half formal dress, half Packers jersey. Your
sense of fashion has always inspired me.
I’m not sure what this is all about… but apparently a lot of people think Brady Quinn is good looking. I mean, the guy plays football? For only $9.99 a year, you can register the domain "www.bradyquinnishot.com" Hurry, supplies are limited. Seriously, what’s up with all the weird goo-goo eyes about the quarterback for Notre Dame?
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