“There’s a bat in my bra!”

I caught this on my reader, too good not to share.

It was not until her lunch break, at midday when she felt a strange movement inside her bra, which had been hanging on her washing line the previous night.

Miss Hawkins (19 years old) said she got dressed at 7.30am and arrived for work at the Holiday Inn Norwich North, near Norwich International Airport without noticing anything unusual.

“When I was driving to work I felt a slight vibration but I thought it was just my mobile phone in my jacket pocket,” she said. link

Here’s my byline for this story: Teen seeks job as a vampire.

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HT to David