• Megan Turns 8

    Megan McLaneEight years. Two thousand nine hundred and twenty-two days. Seventy thousand one hundred and twenty eight minutes. Four million two hundred and seven thousand six hundred and eighty seconds.

    Our daughter turns eight today. Unlike last year, there were no tears as she welcomed eight into her life. She has been counting down the days and finally it is here.

    Seven has been a big year for her. A year ago she proclaimed that one day her and Paul would move back to Romeo and buy back 449 N. Bailey Street. A year ago she was almost done with first grade. A year ago she hadn’t driven across the United States with me. A year ago she hadn’t even been to San Diego.

    The last year has been one adventure after another. She has become our wave hopping beach lover. She has learned to swim. She has started to learn to ride a boogey board. She has become infatuated with nature, wildlife, and learning all about animals. She has mastered addition and subtraction and begun multiplication and division. She has learned how to save $50 of her allowance. She has learned how to stay up super late reading big thick books.

    As a seven year old Megan survived six months of sharing a bedroom with her little brother.

    Much has changed for Megan in the last 12 months. But some things haven’t. She is still loving and kind. She still loves to trick us. She still loves stories. She still lives in a pretend world, in a good way. She has tried new things like hip hop class. She has been very brave in making new friends at Darnall. She doesn’t even notice/care that she is a minority. She can still out-fart 90% of men in the world. She is still a picky eater.

    When we asked Megan how she wanted to celebrate we kind of hoped we could talk her into celebrating over the weekend. She wouldn’t have that. So rather than have much of a party she opted for a family trip to Sea World after school. Last night we shared some Shamu birthday cake with our community group, today she is taking cupcakes to school… and then at noon we are grabbing the kids from school [they have a half day each Tuesday] and spending the rest of the day watching the dolphins, dogs/cats, penguins, and Shamu at our new favorite place on earth.

  • Church of the world and not of the church

    I’ve begun to wonder what church would look like if Sunday morning worship stopped being the central focus of the church’s ministry.

    – What if Sunday morning were a celebration of community and a rallying together of community groups?

    – What if we came together purely for communion, prayers, and a simple message pushing us back to community groups for discussion and implentation?

    – What if instead of investing the time it takes to put on a worship service the church staff served the community and offered leftovers on Sunday morning?

    – What if the program of the church were just serving the community?

    – What if discipleship were of “while going” activity as Matthew 28 suggests?

    – What is going to the church were seen as a negative in light of being the church?

    – What if churches intentionally sold their properties and chose to meet in the public arena?

    – What if each community gathering became a place to serve the poor a meal?

    – What if community groups pooled their resources and invested in their own projects?

    Why not these things? Probably because in America we don’t do this things. In America we do much the opposite. A successful church in the eyes of the American evangelical church has a big building with a big worship service attended by thousands of people. It flashes wealth on its stage. People come to be seen. People come to be awed. People take pictures. The Sunday morning worship service takes the most talented people in the community and locks their time into serving the worship service… a one hour event!

    The common church lives to serve itself with nominal efforts to reach the community where the building happens to be. In essense, a “successful congregation” lives as a barnacle on its community. It pays no taxes but receives millions of dollars in income. It says it exists for the community where it resides while importing most of its staff and spending most of its resources on things that don’t actually benefit the community. Traditionally, the successful evangelical church demands access to the communities resources when they desire, but the opposite courtesy is not offered back. It often houses the best facilities in town… but acts like a country club by limiting their access to members only. The chamber of commerce can’t meet there. Local charities cannot have their events there. The school cannot use their gym or have a tutoring program there. How about housing a community development organization? Yeah, right… not in our church… we have worship team practice. Simply put, the public is not welcome at most churches.

    I don’t really think Jesus intended for the church to become a barnacle on its community. I believe he desired for his church to be the bedrock of the community. I long to see my own church give more and more to the community it serves. More importantly, I long to see churches everywhere lean into practically meeting the needs of their community.

    Success for each congregation should be defined in context. Enough with the copycat compromise.

  • The Future of Journalism

    Man, this is good stuff. Arianna Huffington absolutely takes MSNBC to school on how journalism works today. Great, great clip here. This is a clash of “old world” journalism and “new world” journalism.

    I know some were sad when I left Romeo because there wasn’t anyone left to do front row coverage of local school board stuff. Imagine a world with hundreds of thousands of Adam McLane’s? It’s my hope that many more people will take up their notepads and just report the news. I hope/pray the same is true at churches and denominations around the world. I can’t wait to see the whole world change to this new citizen paradigm. We’re smart… let us tell the news.

    Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

    What I’ve learned with the stuff in Romeo is that where there is silence there is unchecked corruption. With the demise of the daily newspaper, we depend on raw news from people like you.

    HT to Peggy

  • Happy Mother’s Day

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  • 4 Gift Ideas for Big Sister

    whale-cakeMy five year old son is a pretty funny little guy. Somehow I don’t think he gets that birthday presents are about the recipient more than the giver.

    This morning, we were asking Paul for some gift ideas for his big sister. Here were a few ideas:

    #1 A goat.

    #2 A donut with a bite out of it.

    #3 A clip-on fan for her bed.

    #4 A knuckle-sandwich machine.

    Now, I do have to say that while the knuckle-sandwich machine isn’t the best birthday present for your big sister… it is clever. You unwrap the present, open the box, and a hand flies out and punches you in the face.

    It seems like we have some work left to do. Wait until I tell him he has to buy the present with his own money.

  • 10 Things to Do in the Holy Land: Pope Edition

    OK, saw this and found it funny.

    10. Remember the good old days of the Crusades.
    9. When bored during meetings, doodle pictures of the prophet Muhammed.
    8. Have an on-camera lunch with Bill Maher.
    7. Eat too much falafel, fries, and hummus – that stuff packs on the pounds.
    6. Take water from the Jordan River as a souvenir. He should have prayed harder for rain in the winter.
    5. Visit the Temple Mount.
    4. Wear a button with Pope Pius the XII’s picture.
    3. Hang out with any Hamas leader, unless the Pope Mobile is missile proof.
    2. Bring up the year 1054 while in the Armenian Quarter. Can you say AWKWARD?
    1. Mess with El Al during the security interview and say he didn’t pack his own bags.

    HT to Scarpetta

  • Saturday Tunes

    Saturday TunesAh, the weekend. After a fairly stressful start to my week we hit Thursday and coasted. Lots of good stuff happened this week. Lots of stuff accomplished. But it was a front-loaded week and it felt good to have a couple easy days.

    Last night I went with Chris, a staffer at Harbor, over to Rock Church for a thing on the economy and social justice. I don’t know that I really learned anything new about what has happened and what is happening with our nations finances, but it was very good to see a church educating its people about what it all means for them and what they can do.

    Today is a normal Saturday. Kristen is off to climb Cowles Mountain while I hang with the kids. Later, we’ll take Stoney to the beach. Kristen and Paul already have in a request for Chinese food for lunch… so I guess it’s that and then more fun the rest of the weekend. I’m already looking forward to going to the beach Sunday afternoon.

    Here are the next 10 tunes I’m listening to this morning. As usual, these are completely random and my ratings are included.

    #1 Say When by The Fray *****

    #2 Anyone Else But You by The Moldy Peaches ****

    #3 A King a Kingdom by Derek Webb ****

    #4 O Worship The King by Chris Tomlin ***

    #5 Marvelous Light by Kristian Stanfill **

    #6 Quasimodo by Lifehouse ****

    #7 A Kiss to Build a Dream on by Louis Armstrong ****

    #8 Take My Breath Away by Berlin ****

    #9 Stardust by Nat King Cole ****

    #10 Nine in the Afternoon by Panic at the Disco ****

  • Throwing Down the Chicken Gauntlet

    First KFC did this:

    Then Oprah talked about it and it went like this:

    Then, a bunch of folks did this. Bam!


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    Then, a chicken chain here in SoCal responded with this. Ole`!

    Where will it end? I can’t be too certain. But I have a feeling that Colonel Sanders and the crazy chicken are going to fight. In the streets of Louisville. Midnight. On Mother’s Day.

  • Review of Star Trek

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    After not seeing Star Trek, even refusing to pay attention to the trailer, I have this simple review.

    Don’t see it. It  just encourages them to make more.

    That is all.

    Here are five movies I recommend you watching to truly understand the heart of the human soul.

    – The Godfather, part 2, part 3

    – 50 First Dates

    – Talledega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby