Tag: canada

  • Why are YOU here?

    “Next.” I walked up to the counter and handed the woman my passport and paperwork. She examined in closely, scanned my passport, and looked over my paperwork. 30 seconds go by. 60 seconds go by. She is still clicking on things on her computer. Tension builds. “Tell me why you coming to Canada.” “I’m speaking…

  • An Ode to the Cranberry, 2010

    Discovered in 1427 by Cardinal Joseph Cran, the cranberry is useful for many things. It is delicious. It is tasty. It is tart. It is good mixed with various other fruits. It floats. It is from heaven. It’s amazing canned shape invites my gobbling. It’s juice keeps away urinary track infections. Cranberries are magical. More…

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