Right now I have a God-shaped hole in my life that can only be filled with an 8 inch plastic Jesus.

Yesterday I went to the church to finish cleaning out my office. I snapped this picture when I was done as this is the cleanest the office ever was from the moment the painters told me I could move in. 

As I gathered the last of my stuff I realized something. Jesus was missing. That’s right. Someone had stolen Jesus

Jesus w/gliding action

Also missing are the 10 Commandments which were affixed to Moses arm with a custom made peg. I find that highly ironic because not only was Jesus, the grace giver with gliding foot action missing… but so were the tablets upon which God wrote for Moses, “Do not steal.” 

I’m not offering a reward for my missing Jesus… as he is always free. If you have my Jesus, would you please leave him in my mailbox or front porch? 

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COMMENTS / 5 COMMENTS

[...] pastor Categories: weird news This just isn’t right. Someone stole Adam’s Jesus. Hopefully no one steals anything from my office before I’m officially [...]

Someone stole Jesus! « serial youth pastor said this on May 30 08 at 9:51 am

[...] husband is having a little Jesus [...]

Kristen McLane » Have You Seen Jesus? said this on May 30 08 at 10:11 am

someone left a plastic Jesus on my desk a year ago. if yours doesn’t show up i’m be happy to make loan of mine.

tom added these words on May 30 08 at 8:46 am

Would a Bobblehead Jesus be a fitting replacement?

Len added these words on May 30 08 at 10:56 pm

No, the gliding action is so close to biblical whereas the bobble head is just… so Ron Luce.

adam mclane added these words on May 31 08 at 4:48 am

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