My Favorite High School Graduation Speeches

Enjoy these five minutes of nerd fame. 

Those five minutes when the smartest kid in the school demands to be listened to.

Let’s start off with the basics…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bRgWL7rhSA

Let’s take it to the next level though, OK?

This kid has a future… in stand up. 

If in doubt appeal to what’s hot!

Gotta toss in the selfie, right? (4:25)

Good speech, she rushed it though.

Slow it down next time homegirl.

Ready for some nerd-introspection?

Something tells me this isn’t the last time he used this object lesson. Something tells me the dude with the guitar gets more dates than the valedictorian.

Blame Canada

And just in case you thought only Americans gave funny graduation speeches, here’s Canada. Homeboy puts on a clinic. He solidly roast of every teacher in Prince Edward County, then does shout outs to every graduate, and even a nice little thought at the end. Something for the grandmas in the house.

Taking it to the next level

Future youth pastor???

What’ve better than the very solid photobomb by the state of California? The finish. Strong! 

Mic Drop – Whole ‘Notha Level

Another future youth pastor… Pastor Mo’Dollas

Pretty sure the first half of her speech was approved. Second half, freestyle. And clearly the camera operator been drinking.

Is that dancing at a Christian high school? I’m not sure if the administration is just that cool or if they had no idea it was going to go like that. Either way, props to them.

I suspect I’ll see Mo’Dollas performing at a student evangelism conference soon.

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