Your Smartphone, Your Kids, and Their Safety

Dear Universe, We’re out on a date for the night and our kids are home alone. Here’s our address and a map to our house. Sincerely, Mom and Dad That’s ridiculous. No parent would ever say that. I would never say that. Except we do it all the time. Sure, we don’t do it intentionally,…… Continue reading Your Smartphone, Your Kids, and Their Safety

Santa = George W. Bush

I don’t know what the rest of you did with your economic stimulus plan checks, but Kristen and I spent it. We were irresponsible, reckless, and unspiritual about it. We just flat out blew it on stuff we wanted. Easy come, easy go baby! Let me also say, I don’t know about you haters, but any…… Continue reading Santa = George W. Bush