Ten Top 10 Lists I Don’t Want to See to End 2010

  1. Top 10 places you made out with your smoking hot wife. I know she’s a stone cold fox. But keep your special sauce under wraps, OK?
  2. Top 10 iPhone apps you used on the can. There’s a good chance your #1 app while making a #2 is Angry Birds. Oh, the irony.
  3. Top 10 Christian fiction books. When it comes to great works of Christian fiction, Joel Olsteen wins every year. He’s like C.S. Lewis with a good smile.
  4. Top 10 favorite speaking engagements. Any variation of a top 10 list which is really a brag list pretty much ticks me off.
  5. Top 10 jobs you held in 2010.
  6. Top 10 royal family moments. Someone alert the media, the United States declared independence from England. Nothing says “We don’t care” quite like a war for Independence.
  7. Top 10 reasons Brett Farve should have retired in 2010. New Orleans Saints, Miami Dolphins, New York Jets… that list is only 8 losses long. That’s a DQ.
  8. Top 10 mug shots from 2010 of former Disney Channel stars. The only thing more funny than the video of Miley Cyrus hitting a bong would be if Mickey and Goofy were at the party, too. That would be the best of both worlds.
  9. Top 10 Country Music award shows. Is it just me or is there one on ABC every Sunday night?
  10. Top 10 favorite tweets you posted on Twitter in 2010. Could anything be more narcissistic than a list of 10 things you said in 140 characters or less?

What about you? What are some top 10 lists you don’t want to see to end 2010?





12 responses to “Ten Top 10 Lists I Don’t Want to See to End 2010”

  1. Josh Corley Avatar
    Josh Corley

    Anytime you can link to a video of the Talladega Nights grace scene in a blog post, that’s awesome. This could be one of your Top 10 Blog Posts for 2010.

  2. Becky Durham Avatar

    “Today” is doing the “most powerful tweets of 2010…”

  3. Russ Avatar

    Joel Olsteen; ha!!! Near the top for sure.

  4. Adam Avatar

    Top Ten stupid things Adam Harper has said or done…
    Top Ten Man-kini’s…
    Top Ten things oddly shaped heads…
    Just a few off the top of my head…

  5. Tim Avatar

    Love #3!

  6. jay sauser Avatar

    Top 10 Guests on the Steve Wilkos (old security guard on the Jerry Springer show) Show.

  7. Len Avatar

    How about calling on a ban of all references to “my hot wife” on any tweet or status update?

    1. adam mclane Avatar

      Yeah but… what other sexist phrase could they use to describe their wife? I think that phrase reveals a certain level of insecurity.

      Another rant for another day. 🙂

  8. Nick Avatar

    Top 10 videos that YouTube removed for violating terms of service.

    (For example, the link you have with Miley Cyrus hitting a bong) 🙂

    1. adam mclane Avatar

      That’s hilarious. There were about 20 ripoff/screenshot versions from TMZ. If you need to see it, it’s there. But you don’t really need to see it… it’s been on TV for a week!

  9. Mike King Avatar

    Great post Adam, I’m still laughing…

  10. Nona Mills Avatar

    Joel Olsteen; ha!!! Near the top for sure.

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