Category: hmm… thoughts

  • How To Fix the Auto Industry: Get Rid of Dealerships

    Sometimes ideas are too simple to actually work. If the United States is going to give $34 billion to failing auto industry, I have a right to give my suggestions for how to fix things.

    In order to make it for the next 100 years you are going to have to radically innovate. It’s not going to be easy. It’s going to mean thinking about doing business differently than you ever have. To save the US Automakers, it’s going to mean sacrificing some of what has become sacred for the sake of making it work from here on out. Inside out top to bottom changes are what you need.

    This is my first idea:

    1. Starting immediately, your cars will only be purchased directly through you. No car buyer likes the dealership process so you need to kill fast Eddie’s business. You don’t buy a washing machine or a computer without knowing what the price really is, so why should you expect people to buy cars that way?

    2. Make car buying about the customer and not the dealer. This means you need to add a shopping cart, much like the one from Dell or Apple, to your website. For most buyers, getting a new car is either a very rare occurrence or they do it all the time. Make the website intuitive enough for the buyer to decide their buying experience. Instead of putting them on the defensive with a negotiation process that favors the professional, make the process about the buyer. The customer is your friend! Time to treat them that way.

    3. Have a simple pricing structure. Allow people to know how much the car costs you to produce. Then add a 5% profit and a 3% delivery free to that. Show the math. Allow customers to drill down into that invoice so they can see where every single part comes from and how much it costs. Not only will your prices be cheaper than the competition, your customers will know that they aren’t getting ripped off. All the shopping cart to add things one by one or by package. People are smart and they know what they like in a car… give them that ability.

    4. Eliminate the local finance office. This is the sleaziest part of the car buying experience. Allow people to buy the car through your finance company, or allow them to use a bank transfer, or even credit card to buy the car. Again, this is about giving your customer a fantastic buying experience instead of walking onto a dealer lot, with your brand on it, and getting screwed by someone representing you.

    5. Convert the local dealership into a delivery, customization, and repair shop. By getting rid of a sales and finance people will make the dealership more like the Apple Store. Change the name of these from dealerships to delivery locations. Instead of a sales force you will have genius’s and customer service agents.

    6. Only allow customers to come to the delivery center to buy accessories and receive customer care. Effective immediately, you will deliver the car where the customer wants it. Want a test drive, you can arrange to meet them somewhere. When it needs service, you’ll pick up the car free of charge.

    7. Every part of your cost should become open. This is about trust. You can make your money. Just be open about it. Customers will reward you for it.

    8. Allow customers to sell their used cars on your website. Have the local delivery office come to the customers house, create a listing, apply the proceeds to a future sale.

    9. No one in the sales, marketing, delivery process will be commissioned. Pay the people at the delivery centers well, but don’t overpay them. You want these people doing this job for love. A lot of people need jobs. If people at the new delivery centers quit… they will be easily replaced.

  • A Few Ways to Connect with Me

    Maybe you’re ready to take this relationship to the next level? Let’s say you come to Adam McLane’s site every day. And you’re thinking to yourself… “Adam, I dig what you have to say. What are some ways you can check out what else I do online?” Here are a few ways I suggest you do that.

    #1 Subscribe to my RSS feed. This will make sure you get every post delivered to your RSS reader, iGoogle homepage, or even by email.

    #2 Subscribe to the YS Podcast. You’ll see my pretty face each week on the weekly show that I host. Sure, it isn’t much… but it’s just enough Adam McLane to not feel like a total stalker. Don’t use iTunes? Subscribe via YouTube.

    #3 Join my delicious network. Now we’re getting serious. (Rounding 2nd base!) Each day I bookmark all sorts of things. Blog posts, news stories, adolescent research studies, new websites, and all manner of web goodness. Like the links in the YS newsletters? This is like the full monty of that.

    #4 Check out my shared items on Google Reader. These are blogs that I read on a daily basis and posts that I think are worth sharing. In other words, let me filter through the lame stuff for you.

    #5 Follow me on Twitter. If you’re curious what I’m up to 10-20 times per day, I post to this micro-blogging site in 140 characters or less.

    #6 Be my friend on Facebook. You won’t find me on Myspace anymore. I haven’t deleted my account, but I never ever go there. You will find me a lot on Facebook. Me likey Facebook.

    #7 Of course you can get to know Kristen too. It’s like getting to know our family 360 degrees. Kristen blogs a lot about family life, recipes, contests, and kids books.

    #8 Check out some of our new projects. Kristen and I have started some projects under the umbrella of McLane Creative. Our first project is a collaborative site giving real-world reviews of things to do in San Diego, called Beyond the Zoo.

    #9 Meet me in person. I know, that’s not a Web 2.0 way to get to know me. (What is wrong with me?) But it’s completely practical. If you’re ever in the San Diego area I’d love to get together for a cup of coffee and meet face-to-face. Drop me an email.

  • New TV


    New TV

    Originally uploaded by mclanea

    This is our “big deal” Christmas present. Santa Claus came a little early… but where was I going to hide this thing?

    For those looking for details. Here is a description of it.

  • Stress vs. Joy

    I think I’m just exhausted. It’s a feeling of over-stimulation that comes on fast and is wearing me out. The solution is really that I need to get destimulated soon. Fairly soon I will need to schedule some “off the grid” time. Either that or I may post something extra snarky for no reason and I’ll regret it.

    I have so many excellent things going on. Or is that just the exhaustion? There’s these competing things in my head. Things that bring me joy are stressing me out. And things that should be stress-filled are bringing me great joy.But very little “meh” in my life right now.

    – Our community group getting involved with a refugee family. Stress-free joy.

    – Other projects I agreed to help out with at church. Expecting joy but stressed.

    – Going to The Price is Right today. [airs February 10th] Stress-free joy.

    – Friday’s staff Christmas party. Expecting joy but stressed. 9 miles out of my comfort zone.

    – Getting our money situation under control. Stress-free joy.

    – Thinking about planned vacation time. Expecting joy but stressed.

    – Getting ready for Christmas. Stress-free joy. I’m feeling advent-astic.

    – Coming up with an age-appropriate discipline system for the kids. Just freaking stressful.

    – Working with Kristen on a new website about San Diego living, our first collaborative project. Stress-free joy.

    – Nurturing some relationships from Michigan. Expecting joy but stressed.

    I don’t really have a point to this post that’s a take-away. Life lessons, nah. Looking for sympathy. Not so much. It’s just kind of capturing some places in my life that are confusing to me. I think in all arenas of both sides of this stress/joy coin I just need to build some time to rest and wait on God. At least, that’s my plan.

  • Don’t play horse with this kid

    This brings back some memories. When we took students to Chicago for a mission trip with ICI, we had endless gym time to practice all sorts of trick shots. Something tells me this guy was unstoppable at horse.

    Now I just need a video with extreme carpetball shots and we’d be all set.


    Since we’re talking high school and we’re talking basketball.
    Check out these variations on basketball. I grew up playing most of these “in the slums of Granger, Indiana.” OK, it was the rich suburbs… but hyperbole is just too much fun.

    Twenty-one: all vs all, first to 21 wins. (I could write a book on local variations of 21. The game is different all over the country!)
    Make-it-take-it: team game, score a basket and your team keeps the rock.
    King of the court: multi-team game, your team wins a game to 10 and you keep playing.
    Knockout: all-vs.all, start at the free throw line and try to knock out the person in front of you.

  • Hierarchy of Beards

    Click on the image for the full size version. Important stuff for male youth workers.

    HT to Cory

  • New Bible Smell

    After more than 10 years of teaching, studying, crying, losing, writing in, and generally loving my last Bible. I finally had to admit it was lost for good and buy a new one. I wasn’t sure if it ended up in a box somewhere when I was cleaning out my office in Romeo or if I had left it somewhere… whatever the case it is now gone.

    So last week I headed over to the Zondervan website and bought this shiny new one. Observers will note a tiny detail, I switched versions. After using the NIV for my entire adult life I have upgraded to the TNIV. I’m sure scholarly types know all the thousands of nuanced differences between the two, I can’t tell the difference.

  • All Californians are Liberals

    This is one of those urban legends I’ve heard a lot of since moving to California. And I have to admit, this is one of those things that people in the Midwest say about California that drives me a little batty.

    California is a blue state. That is true. I am not a political historian but I would guess that the last time California voted for a republican for president was Ronald Reagan. What’s interesting about politics in California is that it’s identical to a lot of states with major metropolitans. The major metros trend heavily towards being democrats while the suburban and rural areas trend towards republicans. Outside of the Los Angeles and San Francisco areas most of California leans republican… including Orange County in the LA area and San Diego County with it’s massive military community.

    The land of fruits and nuts. As if Michigan, Illinois, and Indiana (states where I’ve lived most of my life) didn’t have people who were a little abnormal. It is completely true that you will see and hear some crazy stuff in public. Hang out near the beaches and you’ll hear the craziest things on the planet. But also bear in mind that twice in the last decade voters have passed a proposal to ban gay marriage. Sounds pretty conservative to me. Michigan only passed one! Those Michigan people are such liberals!

    California is full of strange characters. This one cracks me up. Take me to any breakfast joint in the Midwest and I’ll show you the same cooky characters. California doesn’t have the corner on the market of weird people. In fact, while we did have people in our church in Northern California who were convinced that the government was coming to get them and the postal carriers were secret government agents… those same characters are played by different actors at coffee shops in downtown Romeo. I remember a certain guy who carried around a photo album of road kill, deer he’d shot, and stories he told about people killing deer with a hammer. Who is weird now?

    California is full of hippies, gays, druggies, and women with fake boobs. OK, that’s true. Those are actually the four categories you have to fit into before you’re allowed to register to vote. An additional qualification is that you have to watch all the Cheech and Chong movies before you can get a driver’s license. When we signed the kids up for school they implanted a chip behind their ear so that government agents could  decide which category they’d fall into as adults.

    Remember, labels are just devices people use so they know how to best ignore you.

  • Gift Cards at Planned Parenthood?

    I’m no prude, but this is just plain odd. You can now buy gift certificates for Planned Parenthood. The intention is to use them for birth control, STD screenings, and other typical health care provided by Planned Parenthood. While not the intention you can indeed use them for abortions. Talk about a weird gift in the stocking the Christmas, “Look honey, I prepayed for you just in case you need one while away at college!

  • What a difference a letter makes

    One of the many funny things that happened in Nashville occurred Sunday night during our general session. As our bloggers are describing what our speaker, Danielle Strickland of the Salvation Army, is talking about I took it upon myself to head over to twitter to share a quick insight into what I was thinking.

    Danielle Strickland is taking us to the deep end of the poo tonight.

    Of course, I meant “pool” but the damage was done. It was one of those typos that you’re friends repeat often. I got “the poo” all cleaned up on twitter and the live blog, yet the joke wouldn’t die. Thankfully, everyone knew it was a typo so the poo never hit the fan… since we’re in the land of the pun.

    It just goes to show you. Every letter matters when communicating. You may be trying to take people to the deep end of the pool, but miss the “L” and they’ll head straight to 7th grade science class.