• Cow Costume Lands Woman in Jail

    This hits awful close to home. Well, I never urinated on anyone’s front porch.

    32-year-old Michele Allen received a one-month sentence for disorderly conduct after police received complaints that she was dressed in a cow costume and chasing children, blocking traffic, and urinating on a neighbor’s porch.

    She wore the costume again when she appeared for sentencing.

    HT to Mark

  • Megan is a reader




    Megan having fun

    Originally uploaded by mclanea

    My oldest daughter, Megan, is just like her mommy. Besides being endlessly sassy, sarcastic, and competitive… Megan is a hard core learner.

    Her latest weakness is reading long chapter books. We will send her to bed at 8:30, but she’ll stay up super late enraptured by her latest book. And just like her mommy, it’s all top secret.

    It’s impossible for me to get angry with a little girl wanting to expand her imagination. Dream big girl.

  • What if you’re asking the wrong question?

    With some of my friends I’ve had the same soul conversation 100 times. Together we bang our heads against the wall asking the big question we are facing. With various friends that soul question takes various forms. “Why aren’t my kids following Jesus? Why isn’t my business taking off? Why do I struggle with my faith? Why can’t life be easier? Why does God not answer my prayer? Why isn’t my church growing? How can I be better at running my youth group?”

    Let’s face a truism. All of us have a deep soul question. Whether its a matter in your relationships, your faith, your profession, or somewhere else… we are all able to identify the one nagging quesiton that haunts us day and night. Go ahead, fill in the blank. My soul question is ____________________________?

    Dang, it feels good just to say it, doesn’t it? Know this… While your soul question is unique, we are all united in having a question our soul longs to see answered.

    My thought here is simple.

    Have you ever stopped to wonder if you’re just not asking the right question?

    Let’s be honest. If you’ve had this soul question for more than a couple weeks, you are probably asking the wrong question! With myself and the people around me there comes a magical moment when we realize we’ve been beating our heads against the wall for years… and continuing to bang it harder and harder isn’t producing anything more than a headache.

    So what do I do about it? Ask a different question. I can speak from my own experience to tell you that the answer is not more introspection. For me, the answer to finding peace with my own soul questions, more importantly… my ability to reframe the question so that I know I’m at least asking the right question, tends to lie in one of these three sources.

    #1 Seeking wise counsel. That’s spiritual mumbo jumbo for saying I talk to people who are smarter than me on the given field my question seems to fall into. Many times I’ve had someone look at me and say, “Adam, you’re missing the point. The point of what you’re talking about is ______.”

    #2 Reading the Word. You knew that was coming, didn’t you? Here’s what I’m talking about. The story of Israel found in the Old Testament is full of leaders asking the wrong question… then God leading them to the right question. These stories help me reframe the questions in my life.

    #3 Reading books. I’m drawn mostly to biographies, autobiographies, and non-fiction in general. There is so much wisdom in reading of others folly, upbringing, life transformation, and triumph. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been reading a persons story and I realized… I’m asking the wrong question!

    The point isn’t the methods I use to reframe the soul questions in my life. The point is that, if you are wrestling, make sure you’re asking the right question.

  • Weekend in Vegas

    This weekend we’ve been hanging out with my mom. She lives about 1 mile off the strip in Las Vegas.

    Saturday morning, we went to our first ever dog show. It was a small one at a local park. Besides being a bit warm (reminder of the last half of Revelation, right there.) We had a good time. My mom was especially pleased that one of her yorkies won the toy breed group.

    All afternoon, we swam. Megan and Paul really enjoyed this. We still haven’t managed to get Stoney to swim… more beach therepy needed!

    Last night, Kristen and I drove down the strip. (Takes about 30 minutes.) Then we got out and wandered around for a few hours. Starting at the fountains at the Bellagio, headed to the other side to the… um, crappier side of the street, we walked through some casinos, strolled around before crossing back over to the “nice side” of the street, walking around Caesar’s Palace, looking at the fountains a few more times, and then heading home.

    If you’ve never walked the strip let me just tell you… it’s worth doing. And Saturday night seemed to be great people watching! For some reason, every person who comes feels like they need to dress up. So everyone is walking long distances in dress shoes or heals. Almost everyone carries around alcohol (like Halloween in Romeo) and open stupidity is the rule.

    #1 A woman weeping, I mean WEEPING, at the fountains after the Celine Dion song, “My Heart Will Go On.” It was a fountain display lady. The next one happens in 20 minutes.

    #2 Three young 20ish women having a major argument as thousands of people walk by. Of course, it was about something that happened back home.I like how it climaxed with “Don’t curse at me you **** **** slut.” Maybe what happens in Vegas won’t be staying in Vegas, after all?

    #3 Parents walking around the strip with their young children at midnight. Seriously, 3 year olds playing in fountains! It’s midnight people, put the short people to bed.

    #4 I can’t decide which is more annoying… the endless streams of people trying to hand you cards advertising strip joints or the guy with a bullhorn talking about how fornicators cannot go to heaven. “If you’ve ever had sex outside of marriage, you are destined for hell!” Ur,really?

    #5 There may be wall to wall people walking down the sidewalk, but that never stops a photo opportunity. Just whip out your camera, we’ll all wait while your drunk buddies take the “drunk cigarette shot” you’ll post on facebook later. Yeah, that’ll help you get the new job dingbats.

  • The McLane Bailout Plan

    I’ve listened to all of the ideas. The $700 billion bailout is just over the top stupid. While the housing market is screwed up, bailing out bad businesses isn’t the right way to do it.

    Why not just let all of those people in crappy deals refinance in FHA fixed rate mortgages? Seems like offering folks an easy way to refinance to a bond-backed fixed mortgage would be a lot less expensive and pour trillions of US bases dollars into the economy.

    My other idea is to split the $700 billion equally among my friends. So, if you want a cut of the $700 billion just leave a comment declaring me your friend and I’ll let George know, ok?

  • Engaing students online

    Later this morning I’ll be jumping in on a conversation with Tim Schmoyer and a bunch of other youth ministry practicioners to lead a discussion on engaging studets online.

    It’s actually something I started doing back in 1994. My first freshmen evangelism paper in college was about doing ministry online… so it’s something I’ve got some experience with and enjoy talking about. Head over to Tim’s website and you’ll see a little more about how to get engaged in discussion. (note: I didn’t say lecture. I don’t lecture, I lead discussions.)

  • The stupidity of labels

    A couple times a week someone asks me if I’m a liberal or a conservative. So I want to say this loud and clear. My name is Adam McLane, I want my label to be “Christ-follower.” You can call me crazy. You can call me radical. But liberal or conservative are stupid titles.

    Here’s why the labels mean nothing. Labels like conservative and liberal are not black and white, it’s not that easy. They are completely subjective to the person asking the question as well as the question that person uses to determine if a person is “left or right” of them on that particular issue.

    Two examples from my world.

    Politics In this year’s election you have McCain vs. Obama. Mike Huckabee would call John McCain a liberal republican. But just about any democrat would label McCain a conservative. On the democratic side most democrats, who republicans call liberals, would consider Obama a liberal and themselves conservative. It is difficult in 2008 because one traditional test of a persons “liberal or conservative status” is determined by who is seen as the person with the best family values. Boy, that’s a tough call in 2008!

    In Christian circles the political labels reverse based on where you live. Traditionally, Christians in the north vote republican while Christians in the south trend towards democrats. Now Christians from the north or the south would have the same view that abortion is murder, but a “conservative” would use a persons belief on abortion as the litmus test for his candidacy while a “liberal” would use a litmus test along broader social policy lines.

    Church This is where it gets really scary. In conservative places, like my alma mater and the churches I’ve worked at, I was labeled a “liberal” in that I believe Paul, that men and women are equal in Christ. But with others, because I went to a “conservative” Bible college and have always worked at “conservative” churches and I personally believe in the inerrency of Scripture, I’m a borderline fundamentalist conservative Christian. the crazy thing is, in the church, these labels have so many litmus tests that no one truly is a conservative or liberal but most of us are both liberal and conservative at the same time.

    To further draw out the point from a church perspective. A “hard core conservative” would call teachings from a place like Willow Creek Community Church, liberal. But a “hard core liberal” would call the same teachings “conservative.” It’s all about perspective, baby!

    Here’s why labels like this are stupid. Most times I am asked the question, “Are you a liberal or conservative?” I have no freaking clue how to answer it. And most of the time, the people asking the question are mixing politics and religion together… which is something I think is equally difficult in a postmodern, pluralistic society. I think its possible to be a flamingly liberal on social issues while holding firmly to my conservative religious roots. But on other issues, I am flamingly liberal on matters of faith… longing to shake the church out of inaction into world change… while staunchly conservative on certain political matters. So the label is meaningless altogether.

    Labeling a person one way or the other is a dismissive thing to do. It devalues the entirity of a human being, someone bought and paid for by Jesus, into a label. This labelism is a dark mark against us as believers. It is a hate crime to a persons intellect which prevents us from fulfilling the Great Commission. Labels are, in fact, a devisive tool of our enemy, Satan. Labelism is emblematic of the label-fighting our Lord fought against. Over and over in the Gospels we see religious people asking Jesus litmus test questions. And over and over again, we see Jesus giving double answers that defied labeling.

    Remember when mom taught you, “Sticks and stones will break our bones, but words will never hurt me.“ She lied. Words (labels) are powerful. My challenge to is always the same, live wildly… crazily… passionately… stupidly… for Jesus Christ in all you do.

    Never be distracted by fans or haters!

  • Nerd love

    Dedicated to my wife, and fellow tech dork.

  • Stumbling buddies

    Last night we hosted our first community group with Harbor. I don’t have much else to say but this.

    #1 It’s fun to host a small group after going to a church 3 weeks.

    #2 I’m looking forward to having some people like me to stumble towards a deeper walk with Jesus with.

  • YS Podcast Episode 6

    If for no other reason, watch the show for the Goatee Saver. Wow, just wow!